Myths About Cats

And the truth behind them!

Cats have been the subject of myths and tall tales for centuries, which might explain why your great-aunt thinks your kitten is plotting world domination. While cats do exude an air of mystery, it’s time to debunk some of the most common myths about our feline friends.

Cats Are Completely Aloof

Yes, cats sometimes act like they’re above it all, but this doesn’t mean they don’t care. They just express affection in their own subtle way, like following you from room to room, napping on your laptop, or presenting you with a dead bug. These are love gestures! Aloof? More like sophisticated.

Cats Always Land on Their Feet

This one is partially true, thanks to their “righting reflex.” But let’s be clear: cats are not superheroes. If they fall from a great height, they can still get injured. That said, their acrobatics are impressive—unless they’re tumbling off the couch mid-stretch (it happens to the best of them).

Cats Are Nocturnal

Actually, cats are crepuscular, which means they’re most active at dawn and dusk. But yes, this does explain why your kitten thinks 4 a.m. is the perfect time for the “zoomies.” It’s not that they’re nocturnal; they’re just enthusiastically following their instincts…at the worst possible hour.

Cats Hate Water

While most cats would rather avoid a bath, some breeds actually enjoy water! Bengal cats, for instance, are known for their love of swimming. Even non-aquatic cats can be curious about water, as evidenced by their obsession with drinking from the faucet or “fishing” in your glass.

Cats Are Solitary Creatures

Cats may be independent, but they’re not antisocial. Many cats form strong bonds with their humans and even other pets. Ever caught your cat snuggling with the dog? It’s not a glitch in the Matrix—it’s love.

Cats Are Spiteful

Your cat didn’t knock over your coffee mug because they’re mad at you. They knocked it over because physics is fascinating, and they’re tiny scientists testing gravity—repeatedly. It’s not personal. Probably.

Cats Are Independent to a Fault

While cats are less needy than some pets, they still rely on you for food, care, and companionship. Don’t be fooled by their “I don’t need you” act. Deep down, they’re just as dependent on you as you are on your morning coffee.

Myths may add to the allure of cats, but the truth is even better. These fascinating creatures don’t need magical powers or centuries-old legends to charm us. They do it every day with their quirky habits, adorable faces, and the occasional headbutt of affection. So the next time someone tells you a tall tale about cats, feel free to set the record straight—with a knowing smile and a cat in your lap.